here, but the porn genre is quite a different beast. Namely because you see folks getting nekkid and doing it for the camera, something HYSTERICAL (1983) was (thankfully) lacking. Porn send ups are tricky because 85% of the time you will only get a semi-clever send up title attached to a film that opts not to spoof its namesake in the least. The porn industry was quick to jump on the RAIDERS remake train with the introduction of Indiana Joan in 1984. Three films (INDIANA JOAN AND THE BLACK HOLE OF MAMMOO , INDIANA JOAN IN THE GOLDEN TRIANGLE  and RETURN OF INDIANA JOAN ) were made with the character. Not sure how “faithful” they are to the source material as copies were unavailable for review. Other Indiana Jones porn knock offs include the Private Productions INDIANA MACK (2000), INDIANA MACK II: SEX IN THE DESERT (2001) and the Ron Jeremy starrer SAN FERNANDO JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF POON (2000). Even the gay industry got in on the action with RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARSE and the amusingly titled sequel RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARSE: THE MUMMY’S HAND.
Carolina Jones shows her treasure(s):
Outside of Brody’s mansion, Carolina breaks down what is going on to Dixie. “My father is Indy Jones,” she says, to which Dixie responds, “No way! That famous race car driver?” Carolina also reveals that Brody is her one and only lover. This absolutely stuns Dixie, who offers, “No wonder you are so tense. You’ve got a pussy. Use it or lose it.” Carolina takes this sage advice to heart as she immediately gets it on with the bellhop at the next hotel. Did I mention she has a tramp stamp? Eventually our duo makes it to Israel and – in a plot move odd even for porn – Dixie’s ex-fiancé Alex shows up out of nowhere. The three of them are quickly captured by Clause’s men and he presents the sacred ark to use “zee pow-her on zee twee of ewe.” Damn, that ark sure got smaller. Things look hopelessly bleak for our trio before Indy Jones hisself kicks open a door and unleashes a can of whip whoop ass. All is well as Clause dies and thick accented Indy is reunited with his daughter. But things need to be patched up between Alex and Dixie and Carolina knows the only way – a threesome that begins with her come on line of, “Now, who wants to find my Holy Grail?” No, I’m not kidding.
Bonus treasure for reading the whole review: